As you grow older, you get cool privileges: driving, buying lottery tickets, going to bars, and, of course, eating breakfast whenever you want to.

Uncle Bill's Pancake House. It isn't clean and the service can be slow. However, Uncle Bill's is open 24/7, is a famous South City feature, and has delicious yet inexpensive pancakes, hash-browns, and steaks.

If you want sublime pecan pancakes served with a massive dollop of butter that you have to scrape off, join us in front of Brookings Hall at 9:30 PM on Wednesday, July 21st.